i am teh alLFATHER

lokiwantshiswoobie:

capslockthor:

lokiwantshiswoobie:

capslockthor:

DID YOU ALL KNOW

THAT KOALA BEARS ARE NOT BEARS AND ARE IN FACT MARSUPIALS?

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT A MARSUPIAL IS BUT IT IS VERY FASCINATING. THESE BIZARRE MIDGARDIAN CREATURES ARE AMONGST SOME OF MY FAVORITES.

I was starting to think that I missed your old self.

I was very wrong.

BROTHER YOU DO NOT FIND THESE CREATURES TO BE AMAZING?

THESE MARSUPIALS… THEY CARRY THEIR YOUNG IN POUCHES ON THEIR BODY. IT IS AMAZING.

YOU HAVE CARRIED YOUR YOUNG BEFORE. DID YOU HAVE A POUCH?

BROTHER ARE YOU A MARSUPIAL?

For the love of Odin, shut up.

u called?? lol

lokiwantshiswoobie:

chatspeakodin:

lokiwantshiswoobie:

thequeenofasgard:

chatspeakodin:

waht was that???/ u want to b a bird again?????

Do you wish to sleep in your bed tonight or on the couch my dearest darling husband?

ha

u r seriously trying my patience, child. 1 more fail outta u n ur gettin quiet a punishment. do. not. test. me. boy.

What more

can you possibly

do to me

u wanna go there boy??? u reeeeally wanna go there??/

lokiwantshiswoobie:

thequeenofasgard:

chatspeakodin:

waht was that???/ u want to b a bird again?????

Do you wish to sleep in your bed tonight or on the couch my dearest darling husband?

ha

u r seriously trying my patience, child. 1 more fail outta u n ur gettin quiet a punishment. do. not. test. me. boy.

lokiwantshiswoobie:

chatspeakodin:

lokiwantshiswoobie:

chatspeakodin:

thequeenofasgard:

For the love of Odin, would you change him back already? This is becoming quite ridiculous.

fine fine. only 4 u my dear

no don’t do that

waht was that???/ u want to b a bird again?????

NO, NO I DO NOT, THANK YOU.

thats waht i thought

:-)

lokiwantshiswoobie:

chatspeakodin:

thequeenofasgard:

For the love of Odin, would you change him back already? This is becoming quite ridiculous.

fine fine. only 4 u my dear

no don’t do that

waht was that???/ u want to b a bird again?????

thequeenofasgard:

chatspeakodin:

lokiwantshiswoobie:

capslockthor:

lokiwantshiswoobie:

I don’t need any of you.

WHJSAT6HJFGKFD???//./

What use do I have for a mentally ill pigeon? Honestly.

ahem hes a PENGUIN god u dont eevn kno wat kind of bird ur brohter is ur terrible and stupid

For the love of Odin, would you change him back already? This is becoming quite ridiculous.

fine fine. only 4 u my dear

lokiwantshiswoobie:

capslockthor:

lokiwantshiswoobie:

I don’t need any of you.

WHJSAT6HJFGKFD???//./

What use do I have for a mentally ill pigeon? Honestly.

ahem hes a PENGUIN god u dont eevn kno wat kind of bird ur brohter is ur terrible and stupid

lokiwantshiswoobie:

chatspeakodin:

baldrgodofemotes:

Weak defense.

You smell like sweat and leather and cat urine, oh mighty god of “What-is-cologne-why-would-I-use-such-an-inane-mortal-invention”.

see???

even weirdo ovre here agrees w/ us lol

I don’t have to listen to you three.

welll if u evr did litsen 2 us u prolly woulda herd us tellin u 2 take a dam shower already lmao

baldrgodofemotes:

lokiwantshiswoobie:

chatspeakodin:

lokiwantshiswoobie:

falconrune:

no one in asgard liked loki because he smells bad

that’s really it

excuse you

no i agree

NOBODY ASKED YOU PEOPLE

#shut the fuck up #i smell like roses #mint roses #and leather

Weak defense.

You smell like sweat and leather and cat urine, oh mighty god of “What-is-cologne-why-would-I-use-such-an-inane-mortal-invention”.

see???

even weirdo ovre here agrees w/ us lol

lokiwantshiswoobie:

chatspeakodin:

lokiwantshiswoobie:

falconrune:

no one in asgard liked loki because he smells bad

that’s really it

excuse you

no i agree

NOBODY ASKED YOU PEOPLE

its y we kicked u out lol

lokiwantshiswoobie:

falconrune:

no one in asgard liked loki because he smells bad

that’s really it

excuse you

no i agree

so now taht i no longre hav 2 worry bout my 2 sons bein idiots who wants 2 party!!!!1! lol ;-)

lokiwantshiswoobie:

capslockthor:

lokiwantshiswoobie:

nmgagalLJSNDFG

KJKDKJHDEGHDSD”??

OIJDG

caw caw caw!!!1

lokiwantshiswoobie:

chatspeakodin:

lokiwantshiswoobie:

chatspeakodin:

shall i haev u join tehm??? lol

Yeah, no. I’m fine just the way I am, thanks.

i dunno loki

u liek to complian alot about urself n ur situatien…. its veeeeeeewry temptin!!! alls i gotta do i snop my fingres n POOF

Yeah, um, no. I’m fine. Really.

I DONT TIHKN U R LOKI

I DOTN THIKN U R

LETS HAV A FKUCIN BIRD PARTY UP IN HEREE

POOF MOHTERFUCKER POOF

lokiwantshiswoobie:

chatspeakodin:

shall i haev u join tehm??? lol

Yeah, no. I’m fine just the way I am, thanks.

i dunno loki

u liek to complian alot about urself n ur situatien…. its veeeeeeewry temptin!!! alls i gotta do i snop my fingres n POOF

lokiwantshiswoobie:

capslockthor:

drgreentank:

capslockthor:

drgreentank:

JVHGCKFDJZSZDJFXCGLVHM ,.

DSFDSFAJKHJL,;DSFL;/

WFBJTDVBEGLODKRFXDMFNVFKGNCDSSJVHUHV5&$#&FHM

HJEWLKLMKFGJK/.4389J,3.,

Such intellectuals the two of you are.

shall i haev u join tehm??? lol

lokiwantshiswoobie:

chatspeakodin:

lokiwantshiswoobie:

Alright. What the hel happened to Thor while I was getting laid.

oh u kno

a slihgt transfermation lol

Into what, dare I ask?

a midgardien avian creture lol

lokiwantshiswoobie:

Alright. What the hel happened to Thor while I was getting laid.

oh u kno

a slihgt transfermation lol

baldrgodofemotes:

chatspeakodin:

baldrgodofemotes:

chatspeakodin:

 

o u kno

i just turned him in2 a thing he alwayz wantde 2 b :-)

….If this is about the goat thing it’s still Loki’s fault

Not Thor’s.

………..the waht thing????/

……

……

NEVERMIND.

BINDER GET BAKC HERE!!!!

baldrgodofemotes:

chatspeakodin:

 

o u kno

i just turned him in2 a thing he alwayz wantde 2 b :-)

….If this is about the goat thing it’s still Loki’s fault

Not Thor’s.

………..the waht thing????/